So one night I was riding my bike home from a friend’s house at 3am and in the distance I saw something stumbling across the road. My vision isn’t the best at night, so I couldn’t figure out what it was. When I got close enough, the photo is what I saw.
I eventually managed to get the bag off his head, and he looked around all crazy-eyed for a couple seconds, dorito crumbs all over its face, then darted off into the bushes.
My neighborhood is pretty awesome sometimes.